Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back”

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

here is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men`s advances as long as they are in cash”

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.”

I`m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

Macho does not prove mucho.”

I don`t remember anybody`s name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?”

want a man who`s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn`t.” regarding husband George sanders

The women`s movement hasn`t changed my sex life. It wouldn`t dare.”

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he`s finished.”

I`d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one”

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.”

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I`ve always been married”

To a smart girl men are no problem -- they`re the answer.”

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.”

When I`m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.”

I call everyone `Darling` because I can`t remember their names.”

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.”

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

(when asked how many husbands she`d had) You mean other than my own?

Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

(as quoted in the book "The Humor of Sex") Personally, I know nothing about sex because I`ve always been married.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they`re the answer.

It`s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else`s spouse happy.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I don`t remember anybody`s name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

You just cannot drive a Rolls-Royce in Beverly Hills anymore because they have it in for you.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

(on Cary Grant) They are trying to show he`s a great lover, but they`ll never prove it to me.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he`s finished.

I`m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.