It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming.
When you go on an audition it`s very frightening.
I was the only Christian on the cast, but that was cool because we all respected each others talent and mostly they respected me a lot even though I was the only Christian.
I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I`m married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
The bottom line of Hollywood is money.
Are Christians too stupid that we can`t write a script, we can`t film a movie OR we don`t know how to act?
So finally I came up with a thing that felt really pure, and I`m Christian, so when I hear about death I have a lot of hope because I believe in Jesus and life after death, and John 3:16.
I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.
I think abortion is murder.
I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
I`ve had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn`t a Christian.
But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don`t have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they`re a movie star.
I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.
Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.
I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
Sometimes I like to vent.
There was a lot of Southern Baptist preachers and some yelling ones but mostly we had a pastor who didn`t scream and I found a lot of comfort and joy and peace as a child hearing the Bible.
I think they`re afraid to confront the truth so they find all these stupid false religions, false gives them a good feeling or something.
I wasn`t really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I`m not like an impressionist or anything.
Movies are nice, but there are very few roles for women and most of them are sluts or something.
I think the Bible is God`s gift of salvation that He gave me because I trusted in Him when I was six years old. It was a gift and I didn`t earn it.
That`s pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.
I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn`t find any in Hollywood.
I`ve never been in the music industry, only acting.
Because I hate fake people and I always think I`m never fake.
Maybe I`ll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.
I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn`t do drugs or drink or smoke.
Religion is man`s attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
It doesn`t make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.
They`re desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.
Now, I don`t mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.
I always wanted to be on a sitcom.