Victor Borge Quotes

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

I only know two pieces; one is `Clair de Lune` and the other one isn`t.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Humor is something that thrives between man`s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that`s my reward.