Tre Cool Quotes

"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It`s a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible."

"Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?"

Life is like breakfast you just mix all ingredients cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I want to wash your grandmother.

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we`re really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

"It`s, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don`t even read."

"I always said that the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone."

"``Satan. Satan, Satan,`` he chanted. ``That`s what`s different. We`re all firm believers in Satan now. We think Satan is cool. ``How the fuck do you think a band like Green Day got popular?`` (talking about how he doesn`t belive they sold out)"

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents."

We kick ass now. We`ve seen a million faces and we rocked them all."

We have a thin candy shell, I`m surprised you didn`t know that.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody`s perfect so why bother.

I`m the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

Music has never been at a better time than it is right now, we`re really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

You gotta play for as many people as you can. It`s, like, if someone wants to see you, and they, you know, can`t, then that`s lame.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn`t safe... that`s the Green Day way!

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you`re doing limbo.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other`s company and smell each other on the rump.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

Smoke `em if you got `em.

We`re charging what we`re worth and we don`t think we`re worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

I`m not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

It`s not how you pick your nose, it`s where you put that booger that counts.

I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

They should legalize pot. Do it, do it!

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we are realy lucky t be part of this wonderful thing called music.

I can suck my own.

I want to die in an avalanche. I want to be one of those dogs buried under a ton of snow dying of starvation.

You`d think we were really good at writing songs or something.

I want to wash your grandmother.

You can`t fuck with us now we did it. We pulled it off.

Life is like breakfast you just mix up all the ingrediants cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I told my dad, yeah I`m going to be a drummer and he said well if you can rub your stomach at the same time yu can pat your head at the same time your standing on one leg and kicking the other one out and say the pledge of alligiance. And I did all that just like bam you know.

New Year`s Eve - We don`t remember it - they say we had a good time."