Stephen Merchant Quotes

I wouldn`t mind being a divine dictator and having a stab at running China. You know the concept that if everyone in China jumps up and down at the same time it`d start a tidal wave that`d destroy America? I`d phone the U.S. President and say `We`re all on the great wall of China and we`re going to jump off unless you send us the girls from The O.C." (2003)`".