Spike Milligan Quotes

Money couldn`t buy friends but you got a better class of enemy

World peace could be a possibility...if it weren`t for all those damned foreigners!

I don`t mind dying - I just don`t want to be there.

The fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It`s of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts

On his 62nd birthday - "Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A"

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Money can`t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Money can`t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived."