I`ve got a down-turned mouth, so unless I`m smiling, everyone thinks I`m miserable.
Lola`s always babbling - her first word was `doggie`,
My life changed from the moment I saw that blue stripe on the pregnancy test, ... I knew I couldn`t have a fag or a drink.
To a Zoe Ball fan: Poor thing, she`s your inspiration? What hope is there for you?
To be honest, it`s a bit of a relief not having to be the party animal for a change.