I read part of it all the way through.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
A verbal contract isn`t worth the paper it`s written on.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Let`s have some new cliches.
If I could drop dead right now, I`d be the happiest man alive.
I don`t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they`re dead.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn`t like it.
I don`t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
You`ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I`ve worn them at least five years.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Give me a couple of years, and I`ll make that actress an overnight success.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
I don`t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they`re dead.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.