Sam Kinison Quotes

I don`t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I guess they`re tough jokes. But there`s lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can`t cry.

Folks, I`ve been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

In the last couple of years, I guess I`ve spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I`m a real clothes whore.

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It`s like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

Jim Bakker. He`s lost everything, he`s ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

There`s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.