Rush Limbaugh Quotes

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I don`t need equal time, I am equal time!

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Compassion is no substitute for justice.

There`s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren`t for the government.

Most people`s historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

If you commit a crime, you`re guilty.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats` new spending doesn`t? Will someone please ask that?

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government.

Football is like life and I know life.

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I`m not saying the Democrats don`t want a strong economy. Don`t misunderstand. They just don`t want it now.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

You know why there`s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know we are stuck; sometimes we don`t. In both cases we have to DO something.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.