Ruby Wax Quotes

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

I don`t combine proteins and carbohydrates.

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn`t wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn`t a brat bone in their body so I haven`t done anything that bad.

Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.

I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.

I once did an on-line interview where I had to write the answers to the questions. I never speak that slowly. It was like having sex in marmalade.

Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don`t.

I`m lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who`s gonna walk through the door.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don`t employ old people or fat people.

I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.

Being a mother is hard and it wasn`t a subject I ever studied.

I`ve told so many lies about my age I don`t know how old I am myself.

I`m a misplaced American, but don`t know where I was misplaced.

I can`t do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That`d be fun.