Oscar Levant Quotes

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

A dollar saved is a quarter earned.

Happiness isn`t something you experience; it`s something you remember.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

So little time and so little to do.

I once said cynically of a politician, `He`ll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.`

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

I`m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

There`s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I`m schizophrenic, and so am I.

I`m a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.