Norm MacDonald Quotes

I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh. . . one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn`t know me now if you`d seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, "what are you, zero?" And I`d go, "no, I`m one over here!"

"I`m not gay, so I don`t know much about Broadway musicals." - while a contestant on the "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" celebrity episode that aired on August 5, 2001.

"I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can`t stay in the same place. People think you`re a loser." - to TV Guide magazine in 1997.