I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
I didn`t do it, nobody saw me do it, there`s no way you can prove anything!
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Adding "just kidding" doesn`t make it okay to insult the Principal.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
I don`t use the voice of Bart when I`m making love to my husband, but Marge`s voice turns him on a little.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
On auditioning for "The Simpsons" (1989): I went in, saw Lisa, and didn`t really see anything I could sink my teeth into. But the audition piece for Bart was right there, and I`m like, `Whoa, 10 years old, under-achiever and proud of it? Yeah, man - that`s the one I want to do!.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Life is a paradox, you`re damned if you do and damned if you don`t
Grammar is not a time of waste