Margaret Cho Quotes

It's like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else's story.

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.

I'm not going to die because I failed as someone else. I'm going to succeed as myself.

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

Success is meaningless if you can`t sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a `friendship.`

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love`s reach.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

When people think the world of you, be careful with them.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else`s life forever.

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn`t mean it does not exist.

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren`t able to.

Try to put your happiness before anyone else`s, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.

And especially, especially, don`t f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I`m wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not f*ck with vegans because they will f*ck you up... BECAUSE THEY`RE HUNGRY.

I do not want children. When I see children, I feel nothing. I have no maternal instinct. I am barren. I ovulate sand ... I look at children and feel no pull toward them, no desire whatsoever. Actually, my fiancé and I have seen some very interesting personal ads of 50-year-olds that like to wear diapers. So we`re thinking of adopting one of these guys. A baby by choice.