Lucille Ball Quotes

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he`s not very bright.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(About Edith Head): Edie knew the truth about all of us. She knew who had flat fannies and who didn`t -- but she never told.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

You were taken in charge and trained. They have none of that today any place. I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent. Believe me. What could I do? I couldn`t dance. I couldn`t sing. I could talk. I could barely walk. I had no flair. I wasn`t a beauty, that`s for sure.

Desi (Desi Arnaz) was the great love of my life. I will miss him until the day I die. But I don`t regret divorcing him. I just couldn`t take it anymore.

(on Bob Hope) You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S.

(on Buster Keaton) He taught me most of what I know about timing, how to fall and how to handle pros and animals.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn`t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore faith in yourself.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

(on Liza Minnelli) She`s a great trooper, Liza, I wish I had her talent. If anybody`s going to take over from me, it`s her. She`s got a mind like a trip hammer and huge vitality. She`s great.

(on Julie Andrews) I mean, you in Britain have some of the best comediennes. Julie Andrews is a comedienne -- oh yes she is!

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that`s good taste.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

I`d rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

(on Audrey Hepburn) She`s a tomboy and a fine comedienne. You`d never think of her being able to do my type of comedy. But she can. She has great energy, frail as she looks. But, well, she`s so beautiful, so ethereal, it would be sacrilege to put her through it.

I don`t know anything about luck. I`ve never banked on it, and I`m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn`t.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that`s good taste.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I`m not funny. What I am is brave.

(About her meeting Desi Arnaz for the first time): It wasn`t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Love yourself and eveything else falls into line. You really do have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

You were taken in charge and trained. They have none of that today any place. I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent. Believe me. What could I do? I couldn`t dance. I couldn`t sing. I could talk. I could barely walk. I had no flair. I wasn`t a beauty, that`s for sure.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he`s not very bright.

I`d rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I`m not funny. What I am is brave.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I don`t know anything about luck. I`ve never banked on it, and I`m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn`t.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn`t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore faith in yourself.