In my lifetime, we`ve gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We`ve gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we`ll be voting for plants.
I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out. (on why he will not campaign for political candidates, quoted in The Boston Globe, Aug. 1, 2004)
A republican stands up in congress and says `I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!` and the democrat stands up after him and says `AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!`