Lemony Snicket Quotes

the only trouble I should get in for my writing is the trouble I make myself.

It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black sea.

Pronunciation and/or spelling may be slightly `mutilated.` An example of this is in `The Grim Grotto` when Sunny utters `Bushcheney.`