Kevin Nealon Quotes

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

If you want a transcript of tonight`s program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don`t even mention the product until the very end. You don`t really know what the commercial is all about. They`re kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that`s why I think they`re so entertaining.

I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they`re very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That`s one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It`s more about Larry`s weaknesses.

I`m Kevin Nealon, and that`s news to me.

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

If people can`t deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.