Jonah Hill Quotes

It`s harder to be funny if you`re handsome than if you`re very normal-looking. It`s just more relatable. You`re the underdog. I mean it`s funny to see people struggle, and you don`t buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.

I was going to the beach with my girlfriend`s family. They`re all really big into soccer and her brother was this soccer superstar. And I`m hanging out at the beach with all these jocks and then there`s me. I know nothing about sports. I don`t even know what a sport is. I have to confess that I`m a little afraid of birds. I am...whatever. So we`re sitting on the beach and this bird flies toward me and all I could say was `Pleaaaase!` Like `Please don`t hurt me,` `Please don`t fly in my direction?` I don`t know. And everyone cracked up and was doing impressions of it the whole rest of the day.

Germany`s amongst my top three places in the world I`d like to live.