Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
There are lots of methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.
If you stay in front of the movie camera long enough, it will show you not only what you had for breakfast but who your ancestors were.
(his feelings about never having been nominated for an Oscar) I think they were afraid I`d show up at the banquet drunk, embarrassing both myself and them. But I wouldn`t have, you know.
(last words) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
I like to be introduced as America`s foremost actor. It saves the necessity of further effort.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn`t know you left open.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
It has been said that every man must properly pay the fiddler. Alas, in my case, it happened that an entire symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.
The point, as Marx saw...
The good die young - because they see it`s no use living if you`ve got to be good
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.