Joe E. Lewis Quotes

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I play in the low 80s. If it`s any hotter than that, I won`t play.