Jimmy Fallon Quotes

I was never really serious with one team. I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets ... then I got to "Saturday Night Live" (1975) where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I`m going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I`m gonna go sit with. I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I`m really rooting for the Red Sox.

The one thing you shouldn`t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

I never sing in the shower. It`s very dangerous.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they`re like craters on the moon. That`s another traffic thing.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

I don`t shoot guns. I don`t know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Sandler`s always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.

If you`re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don`t have a choice.

There couldn`t have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It`s beyond baseball. It`s rooting for your family.

I didn`t act like I was there. I just got into the story.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn`t get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

We tried to stay as far away from the players as I could. I mean, I don`t play for the Red Sox. I didn`t want to disrupt any of their joy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

I just really don`t like being the center of attention that much. It`s kind of ironic.

Don`t keep reaching for the stars because you`ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

I`m going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

It`s all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

I sing in the car if I`m in LA, because you`re like soundproofed.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you`re a pretty good fan. You don`t have to win everything to be a fan of something.

Arnold Schwarzenegger`s publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

I first met Queen when we worked together on Saturday Night Live and you just saw immediately that she got comedy. Immediately she got every joke.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.