Jeff Anderson Quotes

(On his first screenplay "Now You Know"): "I pretty much wrote it in my spare time. I never really said, "Okay, I`m going to write a movie now." I was just kinda screwing around."

The ad hoc committee has not been opposed to the amendment change being on the ballot at all, ... We had many public meetings. I will not tell people how to vote. Citizens should vote their conscience.

would accumulate (over a period of time) and cause argyria.

There will be no talking about money because if she does that`s all that`s going to be talked about.

It`s crazy and it just got crazier,

I loved Chasing Amy. I hated the fact that I wasn`t in it. It`s a love/hate thing.

That`s not the way the ballot is worded, ... There is nothing in the language that refers to anything but a privately-owned prison.

Wages aren`t keeping up with skyrocketing energy, housing, medical, and education costs. What`s more, companies are laying off in one division while hiring?mostly contract workers?in others.

Most recently Senator Ken Salazar has said he`s going to try and see what he can do, ... I talked with one of his staff the other day and I said that if there was any help I could give them, I`d do it in a New York second.

(How he got the role in Randal from "Clerks"): "I knew Kevin from high school. We graduated the same year. After high school, Kevin used to work in the video store from Clerks, which is just as dismal in real life as it is on film, therefore it was a great place to rent videos because nobody would go there. Kevin was an awesome video employee. He was the anti-Randal, never charged late fees and always had a recommendation for good flicks to rent. It was my coming to the video store, which eventually got me the role as Randal. He`d be pecking away at the script for Clerks while he worked and we would talk about it and when he was finally holding auditions, he invited me down to watch. I watched the auditions, which were less than stellar, then got up and did my own less than stellar audition. Somehow, Kevin saw something he liked in it and came to my house a few nights later and read me for Randal."

I ran there and when I got there, there were four or five boats looking in the water. I didn`t see anybody that looked like survivors. I didn`t see anybody at all.

On the average, two persons per day use the service to Denver, ... We`d like to see four people per flight.

Trying to find a one-size-fits-all formula is going to be hard, ... We need to find a better way than in the past, though.