Jean Kerr Quotes

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

I`m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That`s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can`t find any clean socks