"I think I made a mistake once...yeah...it was only once."
(Expressing his displeasure about not getting enough screen time on "Saturday Night Live" (1975)): "All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week...It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous".
If it doesn`t know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team s*cks.
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
If it has to sell its mascot, your team s*cks.
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
I wasn`t the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn`t shut up.
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
True Yankees are born, not made.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.