Jane Kaczmarek Quotes

If a stove like this was good enough for 50s moms, who made three meals a day, then it`s good enough for me! (when asked why she bought her 1950s stove.)

I think it`s a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.

Student teaching is the hardest job there is. Secondary school kids didn`t want to be there. I skipped out one afternoon and went to the mall, and there were some of my students there. But they couldn`t report me, could they? - about the time she was student teaching

For me, there`s a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.

I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.

One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other.

Brad is much more of a workout person. He wakes up every morning and does his yoga and can`t go to bed without doing some kind of exercise.

When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois, I stopped thinking about my looks and was just myself.

I hate cooking, so my only concern was fitting a turkey in it on Thanksgiving and I can. (when asks when she will use her newly purchased 1950s stove).

Look, you can get yourself cut and stitched, or you can get a good girdle. The day before my first Emmy show, I went to Sears and bought a really good girdle. And I`ve worn that thing to every single awards show since!

I really like to talk when I exercise.

Tennis lets you talk while you`re playing.

Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.

Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.