Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I`ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

Unfortunately, I`ve never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

I`ve never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

I host these bad movies late at night.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I`ve branched out.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

I can`t even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

Well, I`m eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.