Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.
Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.
Leisure is a form of silence, not noiselessness. It is the silence of contemplation such as occurs when we let our minds rest on a rosebud, a child at play, a Divine mystery, or a waterfall.
Hearing nuns` confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.