Eric Cartman Quotes

Kenny`s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.

Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.

Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle`s mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I`d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

Ok That`s it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.

If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!

Screw you guys, I`m going home

Too bad drinking scotch isn`t a paying job or Kenny`s dad would be a millionare!