Elliott Gould Quotes

Success didn`t change me. I was already distorted before I became a star.

(1970) The Oscars are some sort of masturbatory fantasy. People think: an Academy Award -- now if I get a parking ticket I don`t have to pay it. I don`t put the Award down. But, at my sanest, I would rather have a good three-man basketball game than sit here in my monkey suit.