Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Someone`s boring me. I think it`s me.
An alcoholic is someone you don`t like who drinks as much as you do.
After thirty nine years this is all I`ve done.
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea
A born writer is born scrofulous; his career is an accident dictated by physical or circumstantial disabilities.