Dustin Diamond Quotes

During his standup routine, "A lot of people do standup comedy in hopes of landing a television series. Well, I`m just the opposite. I`ve already had a TV series and now I`m doing standup. If this doesn`t work, soon I`ll be doing security with Gary Coleman."

When all is said and done I`m going to look back on my career ... and I`m going to be proud of it all.

Screech and I have a lot in common. We are both strange, funny, interested in computers, good at chess, and chick magnets.

I hope people stop remembering me as Screech and remember me as Dustin Diamond. I think my stand-up routine is helping that.