Doug Larson Quotes

For disappearing acts, it`s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you`d have preferred to talk.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.