David Walliams Quotes

On his role in `Virgin Territory` (in which he makes a cameo at the beginning): I have done a few cameos in movies and quite enjoyed it - other than this one. I did this part because I liked Hayden Christensen. I do this scene in the start of the film. I`m playing the cart pusher. All I was thinking as I was doing that was: `What am I doing?` It was terrible, that`s the way my mind works. It`s terrible.

I know somebody from university who`s called Phil Collins and I think there`s something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

I`m terribly attention-seeking. It`s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can`t exactly.

I don`t have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

I don`t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.

I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first.

I love wearing drag.

People feel they know me because of my Little Britain characters - But I`m not a Little Britain character. No one knows what I`m really like.