"I don`t get all the women that I want...I get all the women that want me."
"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept coming out of my glass."
"Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I`ll keep providing the parade."
Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
People ask me how far I`ve come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.
You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That`s the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.
He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
The world`s a stage, and I want the brightest spot.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Music is like girlfriends to me; I`m continually astonished by the choices other people make.
It doesn`t get better, it doesn`t get worse, but it sure gets different!
Money can`t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
When you get something like MTV, it`s like regular television. You get it, and at first it`s novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.
Traveling on the road is a refined art.You can either perceive of it as deadly boring or see it as an adventure.
I really like being on the road more than anything.It`s the highlight of being a rock musician.
The five basic food groups: sugar, starch, grease, fat, alcohol.