D.L. Hughley Quotes

I don`t need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I`ve ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn`t know that it would make a living for me.

I`d pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the `60s and `70s.

There`s something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning.