Charles M. Schulz Quotes

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I`m happy. I can`t figure it out. What am I doing right?

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

There`s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I`m a dog. Tomorrow I`ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There`s so little hope for advancement.

That`s the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

I have a new philosophy. I`m only going to dread one day at a time.

No problem is so formidable that you can`t walk away from it.

Don`t worry about the world coming to an end today. It`s already tomorrow in Australia.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I`m in the wrong building.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn`t hurt.

I think I`ve discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I have a new philosophy. I`m only going to dread one day at a time.

Don`t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, `Where have I gone wrong?` Then a voice says to me, `This is going to take more than one night.`