Witty Quotes


Please select from the A to Z list below:
A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z  

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

- Don Marquis

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you`re twenty minutes.

- Oscar Wilde

I can believe anything provided it is incredible.

- Oscar Wilde

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

- Oscar Wilde

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

- Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

- Oscar Wilde

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.

- Oscar Wilde

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

- Oscar Wilde

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

- Oscar Wilde

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

- Oscar Wilde

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

- Oscar Wilde

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

- Oscar Wilde

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

- Oscar Wilde

I don`t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

- Oscar Wilde

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

- Evelyn Waugh

I`ll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

- Lord Byron

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

- Henry Fielding