Statistics Quotes

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Statistician: A man who believes figures don`t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won`t stand up either.

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

I could prove God statistically.

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.

There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Statistics are the triumph of the quantitative method, and the quantitative method is the victory of sterility and death