"The Americans are a little different that way. They get offended. They don`t realise if someone says, `Hey, you big dick,` it means they like you."
- Martin HendersonFirst they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
- Andy McKenzieI think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that`s really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change'¦ I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
- Jon StewartA cure for War? Furiously spending the same daily amount of money toward making friends. Being an indispensable source of food, shelter, peace, and cultural support dedicatedly spending 9 billion dollars a month on helping people would be a formidable enemy of evil.
- Vanna BontaDeclare World Party I !
- Vanna BontaPoverty and War have no excuse.
- Vanna BontaRidicule has historically proven itself a rickety fence for great ideas.
- Vanna BontaOnce social change begins, it cannot be reversed. You cannot uneducate the person who has learned to read. You cannot humiliate the person who feels pride. You cannot oppress the people who are not afraid anymore. We have seen the future, and the future is ours.
- Cesar Chavez