On the Internet, nobody knows you`re a dog.
- Peter SteinerA door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- Ogden NashOld age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
- Adalio SanchezI wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita RudnerCats are smarter than dogs. You can`t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff ValdezAnimals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
- George EliotIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran LebowitzI loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven`t got the guts to bite people themselves.
- August StrindbergDid you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that`s how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue MurphyMy dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That`s almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Adalius ThomasA boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
- Robert BenchleyYesterday I was a dog. Today I`m a dog. Tomorrow I`ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There`s so little hope for advancement.
- Charles M. SchulzIf a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- A.J. EllisonNo animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
- Fran LebowitzWe call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.
- Anna SewellWe are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
- Maurice MaeterlinckEvery woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
- Paris HiltonI loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, '˜Beverly Hills 90210` and '˜Models Inc.` At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.
- Paris HiltonI like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston ChurchillI love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
- Jean CocteauIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark TwainCats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
- Jacquelyn MitchardI have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master`s premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief
- Henry David ThoreauGuys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face.
- Anita WiseA dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh BillingsI never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
- Marie CorelliIt`s not easy to see your life pushed aside for a dog, but I try and I know deep inside that Dudley is her baby. I wish it could be me, but Sylv is into family and I have to learn they come first, but taking 2nd place to allergy Paws takes some getting used too. But, I love her and will put up with all her little loves. How can I not?
- Milan Kristoff“My leading lady is at home. I couldn’t find her a dress because she is so small.”
- Gerard Butler