A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.
- Armand MinthornA meeting between two beings who complete one another, who are made for each other, borders already, in my opinion, on a miracle
- Adolf HitlerThe only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.
- Barry GoldwaterPeople who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
- Thomas SowellTo dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.
- Charles Caleb ColtonA meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)
- Dale DautenMeetings are indispensable when you don`t want to do anything.
- John Kenneth Galbraith