England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
- George Bernard ShawEven if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
- Clarence DarrowIf the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
- Ab StevelsEvery English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
- Robert GravesHere will be an old abusing of God`s patience and the king`s English.
- William ShakespeareThe English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
- George Bernard Shaw