Driving Quotes

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I can`t swim. I can`t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

- Dylan Moran

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

- George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

- George Carlin

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

- Stephen Wright

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said `Parking Fine.`

- Tommy Cooper

A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.

- Andrew H. Malcolm

Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins

- Jewish Proverb

A people who`s primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.

- Steven Deitz