Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here`s what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he`ll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he`s been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, `You know we`re all going to die, right?` You`re going to die unless I`m in charge.`
- Jon Stewart