The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
- Ogden NashNo one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
- Erma BombeckWhat the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.
- Gerald McKnightThe bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
- Guy de MaupassantBed is the poor man`s opera
- Italian ProverbIn reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What`s there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
- John DobbinThe bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
- Napoleon Bonaparte