A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
- Phyllis DillerBy persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
- Oscar WildeLoving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
- Jean HarrisLet sinful bachelors their woes deplore, full well they merit all they feel, and more
- Alexander PopeA bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
- Helen Rowland