Automobiles Quotes

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I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I`m driving a BMW anymore. I couldn`t stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!

- Bob Marley

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

- Stephen Wright

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

- P.J. O'Rourke

The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going on a journey with it

- Robert Coates Holliday

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside

- Robert Cringely