Bachelor Party Quotes

Always do sober what you said you`d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Here`s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life`s problems.

"Go on my son!"
-Del Boy in Only Fools And Horses

"It's the jolly boy's outing."
-Del Trotter in
ONLY FOOLS & HORSES