Always do sober what you said you`d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest HemingwayBy persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
- Oscar WildeHere`s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life`s problems.
- Matt Groening "Go on my son!"
-Del Boy in Only Fools And Horses
"It's the jolly boy's outing."
-Del Trotter in
ONLY FOOLS & HORSES